A woman has been arrested for shoplifting after the staff noticed her stuffing food up her dress and called the cops.

When the cops came and gave her a full body search – several oranges fell to the floor from between her legs.


“They told me that they thought she was holding groceries in her v_agina, and I literally laughed out loud. They told me about the oranges and not feeling anything during the pat down, so I took her in the back and sure enough, we found nearly R1,211 worth of groceries inside of her v_agina. A dozen eggs, bread, milk, a few more oranges, as well as a full porterhouse and a rack of bacon were in there, plus a lot more. I was shocked,” Mike the shop manager said.

Some people need trolleys for all of that.

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